{"id":4749,"date":"2006-08-22T17:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T17:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/?p=4749"},"modified":"2006-08-22T17:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T17:18:00","slug":"its-the-weekend-i-dont-think-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/?p=4749","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s The Weekend &#8211; I don&#8217;t think so&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'\">Ever wake up and wonder what day it is?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>Well that happened to me this morning.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>I didn\u2019t recall hearing the alarm when Bobby rolled out of bed and I lay there in a puzzled state trying to think for the life of me what day it was.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>I thought it was the weekend but my I could not get a clear picture.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>I finally realized it was Tuesday and bounced out of bed to get Bobby\u2019s clothes laid out.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>I told Bobby about my little confusion and he said\u2026<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>&#8220;The same thing happened to me, I thought it was Saturday at first.&#8221;<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>I replied \u201cthat\u2019s weird we both thought it was the weekend\u201d and he said,<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>\u201cI forgot to set the alarm last night, that must have thrown both of us off this morning.&#8221;<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">  <\/span>I finished getting his lunch packed and off to work he went.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">I\u2019m finally on Tuesday\u2019s page and getting on with my work for the day.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wake up and wonder what day it is? Well that happened to me this morning. I didn\u2019t recall hearing the alarm when Bobby rolled out of bed and I lay there in a puzzled state trying to think for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/?p=4749\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2xHQP-1eB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icalltheshot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}